January 2012
Jaki Griot Productions: The English Major's... →
jakigriot:
I’m judging you.
Right now.
Every time you write a sentence I get an idea of who you are as a person. I form opinions based on what you convey. That’s what exchanging ideas is supposed to do. In order to understand your thoughts, I need you to write or speak in a way that expresses them clearly….
Wait, how was I already not following Jackie?
Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?
Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.
“I wonder how many people I’ve looked at all my life and never seen.”
– John Steinbeck (via tobia)
What if the Statue of Liberty is a giant weeping...
doctorwho:
doctor-donnanoble:
And no one has noticed because tourists are constantly looking at it.
D:
“Go to Google Images and google the word “beauty”. Tell me what you see.”
– Ferrari Sheppard (via tobia)
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“Boys are told from a young age that whatever they do will be excused under the...”
– http://yesmeansyesblog.wordpress.com/2011/01/03/the-nonexistent-terrible-horrible-no-good-very-bad-consequences-of-enthusiastic-consent/ (via 2222222222222222222222)
I'm a grownup.
So I told myself that this year I was going to get serious about saving for, like, a house or a better car or whatever but all I really want to spend my money on right now is (in this order):
an iPad
tattoos
jeggings
Shih Tzu puppies
an Apple TV
